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One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.
so let’s start: I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).
) – TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies) – Superficial people (but same problem as #2…) In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here: “Ok let’s give it a try” “To be honest, I don’t know” “I respect that” “J’adore les escargots” ok this one doesn’t really count either…
Girls fancy mystery (as long as the truth gradually comes to light as the relationship progresses). I have a banjo who’s in perfect condition, but that’s because I never play him.
And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…
Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!
His confidence comes out through his sense of humor. …nooooo not a BUTT a BUT, as in this is a pretty good profile . Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Braveheart, Anchorman! Six Things I Would Never do Without: • Laughter/ comedy • Exercise • Friends • Food • That’s none of your business 😉 On a typical Tuesday night I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide. The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. It goes back to evolution and the way women are wired. Take the free Dating Profile “Attraction Killer” Quiz to find out… Also, just because someone look S like a good match “on paper”, doesn’t necessaril Y translate in reality. If you are hot, a girl will check you out, but that doesn’t make you a keeper.
Paramount is such a “girly appreciated” word—let me translate to manglish: This guy is making a HUGE mistake in his profile: “Attraction Killer” Red Flag #4… Discover YOUR #1 dating profile “attraction killer” & how to fix it… Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? Oh, and I’m in the fitness biz, as well as back in school finishing up my pre-med reqs. You should message me if you are: Sexy, smart, fit and fun. We like to feel protected by a strong man that will bring home the bacon and make sure we don’t get eaten by dinosaurs. I do have a bone to pick with his profile, well a few bones. From all of the other profiles listed, this guy was a “regular Joe” with average looks, but his sense of confidence in what he knew he was looking for in a gal; along with the great many adventures he had been on, gave him a “knight-in-shinning-armor-returning-from-slaying-a-dragon” appeal. YESSSS, you know what I am about to fill you in on. This guy has a zest for life and is all about positive energy, so much so, that when you read his profile, it puts you in a good mood. From all the profiles listed here, this guy was the one with the supermodel looks but his profile reads like someone that isn’t aware of how good looking he is.